All the Whos down in Whoville want to know where Ashanti is.
Tell your family to take back whatever they got you before it's too late, because your Christmas gift has already arrived courtesy of the BBC: an audio recording of Ja Rule reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The only explanation for why such a beautiful thing exists in this terrible world is that Santa Claus is real, so now is the time to revise your wish lists to include other impossible things. Beyoncé reading Little Women? Lana Del Rey making her own track-by-track cover album of 1989? Anti getting a release date? Think big!
